Last updated: March 30, 2025


πŸ’‘ The Quick Version

Pissed! is a tiny tool built to help you reflect on your pee β€” nothing more, nothing less. By using it, you agree not to take it too seriously, sue me for your kidneys, or try to resell the pee log idea on Shark Tank.


πŸ“˜ The Legal-ish Version

1. This Is Not Medical Advice

Pissed! is not a medical tool, and nothing on this site or in the emails should be treated as medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If something feels off, please see a real doctor. We love kidneys, but we are not licensed to handle them.


2. Personal Use Only

You may use Pissed! for your own personal, non-commercial purposes.

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3. Data & Privacy

We take privacy seriously. Really.

See our Privacy Policy for full details.

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